Sit start on two half-pad-ish crimps beneath and to the right of the bulge that acts as the top out for

Pads are for Losers

. Move straight up then just a little over the bulge out left, utilizing the juggy rail on the upper right corner of the bulge, directly above the deep sort-of triangular cavity. I had to do an awkward mantel thing to top this out, but I'm sure better beta is out there. If this is already a problem that's been given a name and you know about it, shoot me a PM!

Traverses Are For Losers

Dinosaur

I Need A Heeler!

Lowered Expectations

Igneous

Terminator

Pads are for Losers

Hellacious Heel Hooks

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Start on a good ledge (circled in blue in the picture), make a big move to another jug, then go to a crimp, make a high foot, and continue the easy topout.

Start almost laying on the ground on a jug rail, pop in a heel hook, and make a big move out right to a slopey crimp. From that crimp, fire into another full pad, incut crimp. Make a few moves on slopey shelves to a blank topout.

This will be tough for anyone over 5'9".

Don't let the name fool you. Lowered Expectations is named for its proximity to the ground, not your experience! (However, the FA beta did end up being a little easier than I first estimated.)

Sit start with your butt in the dirt on two small crimps, the left with a nice thumb catch, and make a big move to a sloping rail. From here, keep body tension to execute a big dyno to a jug.

Start matched on a well defined crimp rail, and do a move up right to a sloper-jug. Set a kneebar by moving your right foot up, and go up left to a good sidepull. Maintain body tension to move your right hand to a sloper, and cruise up the top section to an easy mantel.

Start on a big ledge (yellow circle), bump up, reach over to a crimp or a jug, and traverse over to to another jug. Get a high foot, and top out.

Start with a right-hand sloper, a left-hand slopey pinch, and great left heel hook. Traverse [right] with heel hooks two jugs at the left end. Keep traversing [right] almost to the tree, and top out the bulge on small holds with high feet.

Note: the edit on going right instead of left was suggested by

Craig Waller

.

Hellacious Heel Hooks is a little harder than

Lowered Expectations

with a really hard first move. Start on the obvious sloppy rail, make a big move to another sloper, bump up a little higher to a better hold, and continue the easy mantel. This is a very height-dependent climb. Let me know if this already has a name or who had the FA.

Start on the most incut part of the massive rail, move up and left to a crimp, then make a big move up to a jug that you need to go super far into to get the good part. Continue directly up on crimps and shelves to an easy topout.

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